i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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