he puts the penis in happiness.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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