you guys were way drunker than both of me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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