can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I understand Curling. That high.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
