I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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