just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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