im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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