I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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