It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
