with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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