Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
