I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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