Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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