so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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