Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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