I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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