so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I need a hoe opinion
go on
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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