I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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