ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
organizing the empties. That sober.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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