We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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