No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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