Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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