i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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