Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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