Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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