He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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