I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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