Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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