great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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