i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
sex in a hospital.. check
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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