Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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