It's like God shit irony all over that family
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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