He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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