Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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