i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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