Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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