Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
