I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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