I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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