At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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