What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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