You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I need you to use more vowels.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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