id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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