I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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