You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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