Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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