dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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