we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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