Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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