I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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