I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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