I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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