Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I am puke
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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