Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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