Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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