i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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